“Umbrellas are just another hateful piece of urban luggage... the Blunt umbrella’s intelligent design might actually convert this hater”
“Structurally, the Blunt falls somewhere between suspension bridge and NASA space probe”
“design a better umbrella. Judging from the results, it was a success in every single way”
“You find yourself taking your umbrella out in stormy conditions even when you don’t need to”
"Ensure you go through life with fewer umbrellas"
“It’s architectural integrity is as unbroken as the dome of St. Peter’s”